Tuesday 14 February 2012

Walking with Line – What you do when you’re bored


You go annoy your siblings and see what they’re up too, they’re doing homework. BORING!
You walk from one end of the house to another looking for something to do, then you decide to sit on the couch to watch some tv, turn it on, flick through all the channels, turn it off. Nothing’s on.
Now you’re hungry, you go to look for food, open the fridge, close it. There’s no food. There’s never food. Why do you bother?
Stand in the kitchen whining, maybe drink some water.
Then go back to see what your siblings are doing…. Yep, they’re still doing homework.
You walk out of their rooms and walk up and down the house another 2 times, maybe 3 whilst whining and complaining there’s nothing to do.
You go to your phone and text 5 people asking them what they’re up to.
It’s been 3 hours, still no reply.
You go back to the fridge, open it, close it, walk around the kitchen, open it again then close it, drink some more water and then open it again. You think that maybe some food will magically appear.
Now you need to pee.
You go to the toilet.
By this time, you’re STILL bored.
You go back to the tv, sit on the couch, look for the remote, you can’t find the remote, never mind you find it, turn it on, flick through all the channels, turn it off. There’s still nothing on.
Get up, walk up and down whining and whining and whining and whining.
Sit on your computer, check facebook, check twitter, check your emails, check your subs on youtube, no one’s uploading.
You’re still bored.
You look outside the window, it’s dark, it’s night time.
You decide to go to bed.
As you get into bed, those 5 people you texted start texting back saying “Sorry for the late reply” and end up telling you about how great their day was.
Well good for them! At least they had a productive day.
You don’t text them back until midday the next day, let’s see how they like it!

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